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May. 4th, 2010

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Ask me something. Anything. Everything.
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Feb. 21st, 2010

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Claudia O'Hara

Claudia O'Hara

I was most pleased by my celebrity look-alike list (yes, I have been bored enough to try this out). I worship Greta Garbo and her chunky sunglasses. Kate Winslet was sublime as a blue-haired minx in Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind (I refuse to commend Titanic in her list of credits). Natalie Imbruglia had that very badass hit song (NO! Not "Torn" - I am talking about "Big Mistake").



I will definitely be wearing a Stephanie Seymour-style wedding gown like the one in the Guns and Roses video. Rawr.

And of course the flawless miss Scarlett O'Hara - Vivien Leigh! I am starstruck. She is my Allah.

The rest I am uncertain about. I don't think it's Avril under miss Leigh. I hope not. Urgh.
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Self-proclaimed Twat

Self-proclaimed Twat

The moment I saw that "Sir" John Cleese had a verified Twitter account, a stalking urge was born and I am an avid Twat. Evil, I know.



Say hi to Herbert (my dildo-esque companion).
Oh, and yes. I got a haircut.

Jan. 9th, 2010

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Nokia: Connecting Paint

Nokia: Connecting Paint

As avid readers of this journal extraordinaire, which I'm sure you all are, you've been subjected to one-too-many rants of mine in correlation to the craptastic mobile phone of wonders I possess and my lack of artistic ability. I remain adamantly unwilling to drop 800 DKR [$ 153.45] [€ 107.51] to have my Nokia designer beauty fixed, when my 1 year guarantee should have COVERED IT! (Don't make me go Michael Moore on your asses, Nokia. Only the nationality-bond keeps me from being too bitchy about it.)

Anyway, spent some quality time with 9-month-womb-provider today (my affectionate nickname for mommy) and decided to steal some of her paints to pimp up my ring-a-ding.



I think it turned out quite schnazzy. I give it about 2 days before it is ruined by all the inevitable scratches it will be subject to in my bag.

Jan. 7th, 2010

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Hangovers & Minty Chocolate: A Christmas Guide

Hangovers & Minty Chocolate: A Christmas Guide

The Yule-tide season has passed and my liver is being flushed with gallons of water and I am overcome with the stereotypical "Omg I ate too much..." sensation. Overall the holidays have been quaint with fond memories to reflect upon. Not. (But the 'quaint' part is 100% valid)

I'm going to fill you in on some of the Nordic traditions when engaging in the Christmasesque affairs.

Santa is Finnish!Collapse )

Dec. 21st, 2009

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MSNaughty

MSNaughty

®-rated - Time for me to be a wee bit risque.

Sadly, I can't find the original 'fist-clenched' picture anymore (nor do I have the energy to replicate it). I love how MSN is like a time-capsule for the lewd, though.



'I will choke until I swallow...'
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Twiggily Avantgarde

Twiggily Avantgarde

This household be chíc this Christmas. Out of sheer poverty (bedamned present shopping!) - and hiding behind the guise of wanting to be "unique" - the decorations for this holly-decked holiday consist of a runty branch found outside - glimmering with lights and pearlescent ornaments.



I think it turned out 'uber fab'! Something you'd see in some trendy café or boutique.

Yay for low budgets!
Now to celebrate with some glögg!

Dec. 10th, 2009

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Pencil vs. Chew Toy

Pencil vs. Chew Toy

Just the other day I was introduced to SCADshorts: Pencil Face [+]. Can we say eerie? I was later reminded of a chewing toy my mom's mutt has - disturbingly similar to Pencil Face. Except this one flashes a thumbs-up.



I know I can't mention this without seeming like a pervert; but the chew toy has this suspicious anal-rope:



I can't determine which is stranger. But I definitely know that I want Pencil Face for Christmas.

Dec. 8th, 2009

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Fall Out 3

Fall Out 3

Morbid and fun. Story is sublime. Graphics are exquisite. Soundtrack is bonified 20s - 30s steampunk.
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I don't think I manage to convey in this journal quite how nerdy I am - so as to dispell any/all doubts; my entry on my current lust for Fall Out 3 should do just that.



Fall Out 3 is a captivating RPG (role-playing game) set in hard-times, depicting a world from the after-effect of a Nuclear war. The game has a very steampunk-esque vibe to it, and I decided to make a rebel baby from Vault 101; a female Asian with a thirst for blood & revenge, displaying a well-mannered demeanor despite her exterior being more badass punk oriented.

- Enalya -


'Shaved hair ftw!'

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Dec. 5th, 2009

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Jackson Pollock v. 2.0

Jackson Pollock v.2.0

Now YOU can wield the fantastical abilities of the abstract expressionist painter; Jackson Pollock!

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First a nipple house and now something that resembles sperm-gone-amuck. I think I need to get laid.

Thus far, the above is my favorite one of all the mouse-squiggles I have accomplished (despite the sexually explicit content) - I opted for inky black simplicity (just press the space bar if you want to clear the screen; click once for random color-changes) - I remain uncertain what the deal is with the throbbing red heart in the corner. Mysterious.

It's dangerously addictive.

Enjoy.

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